who wears short shorts?

i don't, unless i'm visiting my mechanic, in which case i wear very short shorts.

i tried nair last night for the first time. i had been told in the past that it would burn. it would sting. it would be a very unpleasant experience.
i must say, i had no problems. aside from the smell of burning, it worked amazingly better than i had envisioned, and there was zero discomfort. maybe it's because i was using nair for men. or maybe it's because my body is made of steel. or maybe it's because whoever gave me nair advice years ago was lying.